More blasting!

September 26, 2008

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Luis Duran

More blasting!

The Blast 1.5

Hello Blast fans,

I know I was making this a weekly blog for all those problems with everyone’s teams. But the response to the Blast has been overwhelming and some of these are just to funny to wait any longer. Keep on emailing and commenting I love posting up what you guys want to say about your teams.

First off we start in MOTOWN!

“Thank you LORD, for taking the pain away”

“I know all the Lions’ problems will not be answered by getting rid of that inept jockstrap Millen. But at least now we have a new direction that doesn’t point to Hades. I have been a Lions fan since my grandfather tucked me in with stories of Bobby Lane. I will die a Detroit fan, and at least now there is a ray of hope and Mr. Ford has seen it. I will not sit here and bash Mr. Ford, he has done a lot of good things for the community and for the fan base of the Lions. But this was the one thing that we as loyal fans will some day hope to forget. I don’t care if we even win a game the rest of the season, well I do, but starting fresh feels better than listening to Jon (Holmgren Lover) Kitna state why it not his fault that he has so many interceptions or why he quits on play that is still going on.

Because you are a loser Kitna! I wish we still had Garcia if we could have stuck with him he might have given us a chance to be third in the division.

You are pathetic Kitna!”

Wow.. I can’t even blame you buddy, there is a lot of pain there. Make sure you put some lotion on those scars.

Next we go to Cincy! Where my boy Tom is fuming about…well everything

“I miss Peter Warrick”

“That’s right I said it…Peter Warrick. I miss the feeling of the future, the feeling of having a chance even though we knew we were probably going to get killed. Now I sit at the stadium and reflect on how my life was so much easier back then..3-13, 4-12, we were going to turn it around. When Carson came and saved us I looked back and knew the corner had been turned.

Now where are we?

We line up on D with what seems to be one legged players. They can’t stay with anybody…Manning gives us a gift wrapped Rolex watch and we return it. I still have faith in Lewis, I just don’t have faith in his players anymore, we are back to A.B.(After Boomer) time here…please somebody tell me what to do with my Sundays.

P.S. The only thing that makes me somewhat happy is to see the Browns losing.”

Well people it’s out there, somebody likes Peter Warrick, I don’t know what to say. I don’t think he even wishes he was in the league.

 

Here comes a 2 for 1..all the way from Kentucky.. Yeehaw!

“I hate the S*^t Browns”

“ Hey Cleveland fans! I know you are upset about your teams worthlessness this season, but please if you have any class at all, which you probably don’t. Then you will give up your allegiance to the team. After Sunday’s dominating win, we all saw the effect of your player’s despicable actions, gouging, scratching, kicking our precious Ravens. That’s right so you are having a bad year.. Fix it, don’t take it out on a better opponent. McGahee’s eye looks like Crennel’s face bloated, worrisome and disgusting. I can’t wait to see you guys again, there will be blood!”

Is Romeo really that worried? Okay quick and to the point I like that, moving on.

 

We could not go though week 3 of the season without someone from Missouri handing out some ill feelings. Here we go for all you Chiefs heads writing to me, I consolidated the replies since there was so many…LOL

“Hey Herm I play QB in my Flag football team, can I play?”

“Seriously Edwards are you out of your mind, Thigpen.. he doesn’t even know the playbook because he never expected to play. This is nuts but I am begging for a Huard, I will even take Brock. I mean I know I am overweight by a couple hundred and only know the slant route but I feel if you give me a shot coach, I will be able to suck less than the people you are putting in there now!!!!!!!“

“Larry throw the ROC up!”

“How come I don’t see that Roc sign anymore? Oh yeah it’s because Edwards thinks you are overworked. So we will now become a passing team okay Larry, what.. we do not have a proven QB you say Larry? Oh no they have proved enough I mean Brodie played for Alabama, and I think Damon was drafted somewhere. What’s that Larry you want to win again and hope Tony doesn’t leave, oh let him go Larry he’s the only decent pass catcher we have ever had we don’t need him now Larry. TYLER THIGPEN will lead us to the promised land, so don’t worry Larry.”

“I can call Priest right now, I’ll do it…tell me when, he’ll be here”

“How come I don’t see that Roc sign anymore? Oh yeah it’s because Edwards thinks you are overworked. So we will now become a passing team okay Larry, what.. we do not have a proven QB you say Larry? Oh no they have proved enough I mean Brodie played for Alabama, and I think Damon was drafted somewhere. What’s that Larry you want to win again and hope Tony doesn’t leave, oh let him go Larry he’s the only decent pass catcher we have ever had we don’t need him now Larry. TYLER THIGPEN will lead us to the promised land, so don’t worry Larry.”

 Well there you have it, I could not hold it in until next week, I had to let it for all you guys out there. Keep emailing me with more thoughts and less cuss words even though they are funny I can’t post them.

I have only one prediction for this week….

EAGLES 723 vs. Bears 1

How in the world will the Chicago Bears get one point you ask?

Simple, on the last Point After attempt in the 3rd quarter, because the game will be called by then. Akers will turn around and kick the extra point into the opposite goal posts to give the Bears a point.

How else would that happen, come on people I thought you were fans of the game?

Get yourselves together, you are embarrassing me.

Go EAGLES!!!!

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Comments

  1. Matt Millen was the worst GM ever!  He did absolutely everthing wrong.  Who the hell drafts a WR in the 1st round four years in a row?  Even when he did sometging right, he would screw it up...ie...Steve Mariucci! 

    utopia1dcutopia1dc on Friday, 26 September 2008, 11:10 PDT # |

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