Eagles -VS- Cowgirls.. Trash Talking

Hello Eagles fans,

      Well now that we are less than a week away from the Monday night game in Dallas, it seems that the Cowgirls are more scared of us than Hurricane Ike. Everyone seems to be taking shots at Philly, from that wonderful actress Jessica Simpson to that other wonderful actress Crybaby Johnson (T.O.) and even Adam “Ms. Pacman” Jones has gotten into the mud slinging. All my life I hear how Eagles are classless and pathetic, but in all reality our players seem to be less fazed by the other team then us. 

      They just want to go out there and do the best they can, I want to go out there and get a roughing the passer penalty on every play. Our QB seems to have his best games playing in Texas stadium, so I can understand his calmness and resolve. So while they keep on flapping their jaws about how the Browns are better than the Rams. Our boys are over here watching film and preparing to expose the mediocrity that is Roy “I can’t cover my own bed” Williams.

I get it’s a big game for the league especially since Brady Inc. has been shut down for a season. But at what cost, as much as I hate the Cowjerks, after they lose will their season be over, no. They still have to play in the toughest division in football, and so do we.

Don’t start looking for Superbowl scalpers just yet, enjoy the weeks to come we have just begun. This is the greatest time of the year, football is here and the Birds look good, and we will look even better with those W’s in the column.